We're barely into this new administration and tensions are at an all-time high. What kind of tensions? The sexual kind. Let's face it, people are getting fucked by the current state of politics, whether they deserve it or not. Knowing that any of us could be fucked at any time, don't you owe it to yourself to be fully aware of just what kind of fuckening you have coming? And cumming? See what I did there? Sexiful. Lucky for you, what we have here is a handy-dandy fuckability index to let you know where you and your genitals stand with the people dominating our news.
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